Causality - Leelanau Style
Either God or global warming ...
Produced increased precipitation in the Great Lakes basin,
Resulting in very high Lake Michigan water levels,
Leading to considerable erosion of the Leelanau shoreline,
Bringing about the near total collapse of our community beach stairway,
Prompting an alternate route for rock collecting,
Yielding far fewer suitable rocks,
Contributing to a significant setback,
In the construction of my wall ...